Fish Once Had Legs
To save space in the seas Nature made fish into amputees Now sea levels are rising but I won’t complain Cos this gives fish room to grow limbs back again And I’m really looking forward To when this time comes To eating fish legs lightly sprinkled In golden breadcrumbs
New Humanist Interviews Ricky Gervais
(My goal in becoming a writer is to write like this guy.) What’s your new BBC comedy about? Life’s Too Short is a fake documentary about a showbiz dwarf who has agreed to let the cameras into his life to turn his fortunes around. Warwick Davis plays a twisted version of himself. He has a massive tax bill, he is going through a messy divorce and the phone has stopped ringing with job offers....